Imagine if you come home from work and I'm there waiting for you like this with my pink lingerie on. I'm laughing because I left your wife locked , she won't be able to get out, but she'll hear me scream.
You love it when your wife goes to the hairdresser and you call me to be unfaithful to her. I always agree because I like how horny you get when you see me on my knees with my tongue out.